Conversa no Omegle

Só para quem nunca usou o omegle, o "You" é esta pessoa que vos escreve e o "Stranger" é um tipo qualquer aleatório.



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You: hey! I dont know u and u dont know me but i'm god!

Stranger: HI!

Stranger: omg

Stranger: your god?

Stranger: which one!

You: THE GOD :O

Stranger: omg.

Stranger: this is madness

Stranger: uhhh

You: THIS IS SPARTA!!

Stranger: D:

Stranger: do not want!

You: why? :(

Stranger: idk

Stranger: Darth Vader said it.

Stranger: you wanna know whats disgusting?

You: tell me please :|

Stranger: somewhere in an alley in Chicago, there is a dumpster full of babies

Stranger: you know whats more disgusting?

You: say, don't stop :|

Stranger: ones still alive at the bottom D:

You: :O

Stranger: even more disgusting?

You: wowwww

Stranger: HE ATE HIS WAY OUT

You: :O

Stranger: even more?!

You: AWSOME :O

You: yes

You: tell me

Stranger: he went back for seconds.

You: everything

Stranger: no

Stranger: your god

Stranger: you tell ME everything

You: 42

Stranger: interesting.

You: of course

You: im god

Stranger: tell me more.

You: im interesting

You: 42

Stranger: i must take notes.

You: yes, u should

Stranger: Can u tell me when im going to die?

You: how old are u?

Stranger: 327 years young

You: uhh

You: do u smoke?

You: do u drink?

You: do u pay the church?

You: u should! Cos life is short!

Stranger: what is church?

You: its a place where u pay things

Stranger: smoke? i smoked a chicken once

Stranger: ......dont ask

You: ohhh

You: .....

You: chickens are like, my sisters

Stranger: i apologize in advance then.

You: i'm sorry but i dont like people who smoke my sisters

Stranger: i know.

Stranger: im so sorry.

You: u should!

Stranger: i guess i can reflect on it later

You: For now on u should pay more and more to the church!

You: do u like c++?

Stranger: c++?

You: its like the best thing in da world. U need to like it to go to heaven!

Stranger: tell me about it

You: it s like simpsons

You: have u met ted?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: ted banks?

Stranger: i know him

You: na

You: ted ted

Stranger: ted who

You: ted!

Stranger: OH!

Stranger: ted ted

You: :D

Stranger: T.T jr or sr?

You: he's a precious thing!

You: sr

Stranger: dooood

Stranger: hes like

You: he got married to that chick next door

You: so he's sr

You: sr ted ted girl next door.

Stranger: my cousins daughter's uncles dad's nephew thrice removed

Stranger: how has he been?

You: awesome. He went to catch pokemons

You: he's getting rich!

Stranger: really.

You: yes. Lapras, do u know?

Stranger: is he still pimpin?

You: ohhh yeahh

You: u can bet his hard ass he iss :D

Stranger: i hope he stops

Stranger: he might get pica.

You: why?

You: dont u like pokemon?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: but i mean

You: pica is overrated

Stranger: its PICA

You: NO

You: its NI

Stranger: thats srs shit

You: noo! I'm god! I'm the master here!

You: u should see "Os conselhos do aleixo"

You: its very good

Stranger: well then why do you let people have insatiable desires to eat non-food substances!

You: uhh, like what?

Stranger: you know

You: are u acusing me??

Stranger: glue

Stranger: wood.

You: uhh

Stranger: (not that kind)

You: do u like to eat it?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: my best bud tim does

You: soo........?

You: oh, but its not u

You: u need to be egocentric

Stranger: soo......he ate my couch.

You: u should watch lost

You: thats a shame =(

You: i'm sorry for ur couch

Stranger: i would watch it but you see, my other friend

Stranger: we call him hugo

Stranger: he likes eating electronics

Stranger: and i dont ahve a TV anymore.

You: uhh, hugo ervilha?

You: i know him!

You: he likes microwaves!

Stranger: yea.......i had to lock mine up

You: =(

Stranger: are you related to Yogg Saron?!!?!?!!

You: i'm related with everyone in the world!

Stranger: oh

You: In more than one way!

Stranger: well.........he died

Stranger: stupid people from europe killed him

You: WHAT????

You: but he was my favorite one

Stranger: its a shame

You: he was in "Friends", he liked that rachel chick!

Stranger: omg rachel?

You: YES

Stranger: no wai

You: yap

Stranger: it cannot be

You: yap way

Stranger: sigh.

You: =(

Stranger: well i g2g to school for the blind.

Stranger: See u later!

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